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the best way to a girl’s heart is to cut a hole and dig it out of her rib cage
(Source: matturday, via whatsthepointhere)
Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.
My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:
a) my sister does not have a way with the written word
b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine
I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these
what is wrong with her
I don’t even understand what some of these mean









(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)
(Source: higgitusfiggitus, via whatsthepointhere)
Anonymous asked: whats youre name
*your. John Jacob Jingle Heimer Shmidt.
Nom nom nom. Do the macaroni dance. ❤😍 (Taken with GifBoom)
It’s not worth it. Sitting in misery while they don’t give a shit is a waste of time. Think about it; someone is probably waiting for you to notice them, but you’re too caught up with that one person who doesn’t appreciate the things you do for them.. but you’ll never know unless you move on. It’s easier said than done, but if you can rely on self-happiness, you’ll be able to go on without worrying about a thing.
Don’t rely on someone to make you happy.
(Source: shawnasaurus)
sometimes i look at random people on the train or walking down the street and wonder about their day or what they had for breakfast or where they grew up and if they’re having a good or a bad day and i wonder if people do the same to me
(Source: daisyfairy, via where-s-my-happy-ending)